i was talking to a friend about a kitten and i thought id share my experience it reminded me of...

one time i almost got sprayed by a tiger... << >> i was at the zoo at the tiger pen but i couldnt see any tigers so stupid me got really close to the fence... and i saw something moving in the bushes then it disappeared and i was like dang its stalking me... i watched this special on tigers that said they mostly attack from behind so i was like well ill bet the minute i turn around its going to pounce ... so i stood there for 30 minutes being all determined not to turn around because if it did pounce i was going to wet my pants... so anyway.. i finally got tired and turned around and ... yeah it pounced and i freaked. i turned around ran and tripped. i landed on my butt and the zoo keeper who was watching me from across the thing laughed at me... but then another tiger pounced on the one that was hanging on the fence and it scared away the one that had pounced. i was like wow thats cool i wish i hadnt have dropped my camera that would have been a cool shot.. then the tiger looked at me turned around and sprayed me....... T . T then the zookeepers really busted out..... thank god it came short by a few feet from hitting me but still..... so humiliated
and omg tiger spray smells like popcorn... i had no idea...